Things I've learned this week from a toddler who is almost 3 years old.
1. You shouldn't drink water from the bathtub. That's silly. Only camels drink water from a bathtub.
2. Puppies don't wipe their bottom when they go potty because they don't have hands. Only paws. And people don't have paws. (And...puppies go potty outside.)
3. Chocolate is good.
4. After singing for an audience you should bow and say "Thank you."